This is my frequently asked questions page, but you probably already realised that, as that is the title of the page. The questions that follow are questions that I am asked so incredibly frequently that I felt I needed a page for them.
1. How old are you?
I am 13 years old, always have been, always will be.
2. Are you any good at guitar?
Not particularly. I get away with it.
3. Are you gay?
No.
4. Are you a girl?
Now that is a good question. I have reason to think that I'm not, and if I was I'd make a hell of a lot of money out of it and I'd appear on all those breakfast shows on TV. I'd be sat there in a nice pleasant hoodie, leaning slightly forward, and a medical official would appear and say "mumblemumblemeblemumbleamazingmumblemumblemumbleorgansmumblemumblemumblethemuppetshowmumblemumbleetc."
5. What did you have for lunch?
Two cows and a combine harvester.
6. Does that mean you live on a farm?
No.
7. Well, why...oh, I give up.
Mission accomplished.
8. What do you do with a B.A. in English?
Go ask somebody who's got one.
9. What is your YouTube?
10. What is the meaning of life?
42.